SSP: WWE No Way Out 2009 Predictions
by Edgedogg on 14 February 2009
Hello Peeps and welcome to another edition of the Shooting Star Press. This week I am going to discuss this Sundays PPV No Way Out. Iâ€™ll break it down by match and put them in the order I believe they will appear on the card.
First of all I would just like to point out how annoyed I am that neither IC or US Titles are being defended on the PPV card yet again, but with that said lets begin the predictions.
Jack Swagger (Champion) Vs Finlay
I am not a big ECW viewer and to be honest I only catch up on the odd online videos; but this week is a little different with the introduction of Christian (one of my favourite entertainers) and god was I pissed when he debuted out to a bog standard Jack Swagger promo…I mean…WTF?
Anyways…thatâ€™s enough of a rant, lets focus on the match in question. I can see Swagger coming out with the win only to lose the title to Christian. I donâ€™t see the point in Swagger having the thing in the first place, I would like to see Finlay take the win and feud with Christian but I reckon it will go Swaggers way leading into a possible Triple Threat encounter at Wrestlemania.
Winner: Jack Swagger
All or Nothing Match
Shawn Michaels vs. JBL
I canâ€™t see HBK loosing this one because of the way its played out. Iâ€™ve heard rumours of JBL winning only for HBK to trip him into a rematch at WrestleMania but I canâ€™t see that happening and would be disappointed to be honest. In my opinion HBK will win and keep the value of his name…hmmmm I wonder how much his name goes for in Canada?
Winner: Shawn Michaels
No Holds Barred Match
Randy Orton Vs Shane McMahon
I know this is probably the number one feud in the WWE at the moment, which would generally make this match last or second last; but I canâ€™t see the WWE raising and lowering the Chamber all night so I am placing this match here.
I see Randy Orton taking Shane out in this match, leading into a theory I have. Remember Stephanie on Raw speaking to someone unknown on the phoneâ€¦I am betting it was Triple H. Orton then on the same night said he hadnâ€™t decided which title he would be challenging for at WrestleMania…so listen to this. Triple H wins the chamber later on in the night. Orton goes for Stephanie saying heâ€™s taking out her whole family, then Trips enters, setting up Orton vs Trips for the WWE Title at WrestleMania and concluding the storyline…donâ€™t let the WWE hear this though, they might change their plans and put Orton against Swagger instead…yeah I went there!!
Winner: Randy Orton
World Heavyweight Title Elimination Chamber Match
Kane Vs Kofi Kingston Vs Mike Knox Vs Rey Mysterio Vs Chris Jericho Vs John Cena (Champion)
This has an unpredictable line-up with realisticly only two possible winners in the match. John Cena and Chris Jericho. Rey would have the next best shot but I canâ€™t see it happening. I expect this match to have a lot of bumps and a lot of â€œHoly Shitâ€ moments between the highflyers and the big men. That should set some of them up for Money in the Bank at WrestleMania. Iâ€™d like to see Rey and Kofi get the ball rolling for the match, would really get the crowd into it.
For me though I think god himself John Cena is going to win, but because I am a huge Jericho mark and will always pick him I am going with Chris.
Winner: Chris Jericho
WWE Title Elimination Chamber Match
Triple H Vs Big Show Vs Undertaker Vs Jeff Hardy Vs Vladimir Kozlov Vs Edge (Champion)
The lineup suggests a great match and I am honestly looking forward to this one. Unlike the other chamber, there are a few that could come out with the win, setting up any number of possible matches for WrestleMania.
If my theory involving Triple H is wrong then I would vote for Edge to take the win; to be honest, if I was booking the match I would make sure Edge was carrying the Title into WrestleMania because he deserves it, but heyâ€¦.who am I to judge, its not as if I would of thought of the genius plan to put Christian on ECW, they surly are better at these thingsâ€¦
Anyways…starting the matchâ€¦hmmmm Hardy probably, I canâ€™t actually pick who he will start against. I expect Matt to do something to screw Jeff. I also can see Taker getting screwed somehow. I donâ€™t care about Kozlov and I think Show might be abit of a lost cause at the moment, heâ€™s going to end up marrying Vickie or something.
So I am sticking to my theory. Trips for the win.
Winner: Triple H
Thatâ€™s all for this week peeps, this has been another edition of the Shooting Star Press.
PS. Why the hell is Christian on ECW?? This makes me sad.