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The Claw vs Miss Vicki for the Women’s Championship

All is well until two girls who were friends get crossways with each other. The wrestling match is over, but the Cat Fight has just begun and the two girls rip into each other like a pair of lionesses fighting over the King of the Jungle. Only the Lord’s messenger, Funking Conservatory World Champion, Johnny Magnum can put a stop to these two girls gone wild. Cat Fight III, Better Than All the Rest stars, Claudia, “The Claw” Reiff, Loudmouth Allen Lake, Miss Vicki, Lady Kimberly, Johnny Magnum, Blain Rage, Kory Chavis and Mark Nulty. (Claw wins over Miss Vicki)

Johnny Romano vs Pretty Boy Chris Bowers (European Championship Match)

Commentator, Dory Funk Jr.

The Funking Conservatory’s Johnny Romano, a devout Florida Gators fan entered the ring on !BANG! TV wearing a Florida Gators T-Shirt for his match against England’s “Pretty Boy” Chris Bowers.

Not only did “Pretty Boy” Chris Bowers have his motley crew with him, lead by Blain Rage, with the “Pop Tarts”, Miss Vicki and Lady Kimberly in tow, it was obvious from watching the match as it progressed that Pretty Boy had the referee, “Loudmouth” Allan Lake in his pocket. After gaining a questionable victory with a power slam that left young Johnny Romano laying helpless in the ring, Blain Rage, Loudmouth, Miss Vicki and Lady Kimberly proceeded to rip the Florida Gators T-Shirt from the inert body of Johnny Romano and literally desecrate the T-Shirt and all things representing the pride of the State of Florida, College football’s National Champion and America’s number one college basketball team, the mighty Florida Gators. (Pretty Boy wins over Johnny Romano)

Johnny Magnum vs Kory Chavis

In an “Old School” best two out of three style wrestling match Johnny Magnum defends his Funking Conservatory World Championship against the challenge of the “Soul Assassin,” Kory Chavis. At ringside in support of Kory Chavis are Blain Rage, The “Pop Tarts” Lady Kimberly and Miss Vicki with, Pretty Boy Chris Bowers and referee, Loud Mouth Allen Lake. In the third and deciding fall, as the match comes to a conclusion, the above mentioned hit the ring with dire intentions for Johnny Magnum however The Claw also hits the ring and a Battle Royal surrounding Catfight IV breaks out. Funking Conservatory Coach, Dory Funk Jr. enters the ring to restore order and the bad guys scoot leaving “Loud Mouth” Allan Lake to fend for himself. (Johnny Magnum wins over Kory Chavis)

Dory Funk Jr. and Shane Chung vs Blain Rage and Pretty Boy Chris Bowers

This wrestling match is for the right to face Johnny Magnum and his Son, Janiah Downing for the Funking Conservatory Tag Team Championship. Confusion reigns with Loudmouth Lake, The Pop Tarts, Lady Kimberly and Miss Vicki at ringside in support of Pretty Boy and Blain Rage. The trouble starts when Blain Rage enters the ring without a tag and is confronted by The Claw. Blain Rage plants a kiss on The Claw and she totally misses the tag between Dory Funk Jr. and His partner in trouble from the US Navy, Shane Chung. Shane is in over his head as Pretty Boy and Blain Rage whip him mercilessly. (Shane Chung wins over Cris Bowers)


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