Gregory Helms issued his first comments since he filed assault charges on a man who punched him in a bar. “Just a quick note to let everyone know I’m fine. I hate when my name is attached to such retardedness (is that even a word) but sometimes, no matter how hard one tries, trouble can find it’s way to you. Kinda like how bugs are drawn to a light. After breaking my neck and losing my mom in the same year, the last thing I need to happen is to be arrested for beating up some chumpstain in a bar fight…
"Important note here, he only swung when he saw I was being held. We got a name for that where I come from, it starts with a "B" and rhymes with bitch! Hell, he’s lucky Velvet Sky (Helms’s girlfriend) didn’t get a hold of him, as mad as she was, I’d bet a year’s salary that she woulda beat him down." To read the full interview, click here. [Thanks to Dot Net reader Nav Ghali]