Wrestling 101Well, hello. Happy post-Christmas, pre New Year greetings! I trust I find you all well, happy and full of the Christmas Spirit… Southern Comfort in my case. Wahey! Just because it’s Christmas, the jokes don’t get any better… Anyway, by my reckoning, this is the last column of the year… and that can mean only one thing… that’ 52 weeks of hell gone by, and another 52 to go. No, apart from that! It’s the Annual Live Wire End Of Year Awards spectacular!!!
Well, hello. It’s the second last column of the year, it’s nearly Christmas, and it’s time for The Live Wire to infringe upon your Christmas spirit and make a fool of itself at your Christmas party – lock up your photocopiers!
Hello. So, here’s the deal – didn’t see Armageddon, therefore, I can’t comment on it really. I think you can guess what my reaction would have been anyway, so we’ll cover it when I get to see a tape of it.
Well, hello. Welcome to the Armageddon PPV predictions edition of The Live Wire, and one with a difference. Why is it different? Because for one, us UK peeps aren’t getting to see the damn show, thanks to our TV providers, BSkyB, acting like a bunch of muppets and not showing it. And the other difference? Well, regular readers know I like to TRY and be positive. I like to try and look on the bright side… but this?
Well, hello. Welcome to The Live Wire, your favourite cure for insomnia! This is the only column that mixes Corona beer with Mint Viscount biscuits and laughs in the face of indigestion.
Well, hello. Welcome back to the thankfully flu free Monday ritual that is The Live Wire! This week, your favourite column has mostly been pointing and laughing at pigeons in the street, and spending waaaaaay too much money on eBay – DAMN YOU EBAY!!!
Well, hello. It’s Monday yet again, which means that it’s time for The Live Wire – this week, the column that quite frankly doesn’t know what on Earth is
happening. The UK is the midst of an epidemic of either the flu or some form of life sucking virus… guess who caught it?
Well, hello. Welcome to the Live Wire… I survived the series!!! Whooo! Yes, folks, I was looking forward to Survivor Series, and I for one felt that it lived up to my hopes for it. Not to mention that I never fell asleep, so that’s always a bonus! PLUS – given that Noble vs. Tajiri was on Heat… so that means of the seven matches on PPV – I went 7 for 7 – double whooo!!!
Well, hello. It’s the weekend of the morn of the day before the night after the one that went before it. I think. Whatever. It’s SURVIVOR SERIES BABY!!! Whoooo!!! Yes, I am remotely excited about this. Why? I don’t… really know. Honest. I have NO idea! I just love Survivor Series matches!
Well, hello. Welcome once more, whether you like it or not to The Live Wire – the column that has become a shadow of whatever it once was. And hey, it wasn’t that much to begin with!